// speaker field: 0 for left, 1 for right (santa)
[info]
freq=1
leftspeaker=0

[0]
speaker=4
text="Wait! don't take another step. You're going to set off an alarm."

[1]
speaker=3
text="Who're you?!"

[2]
speaker=4
text="Let's just say I'm your number one fan."

[3]
speaker=5
text="Call me Santa's Little Helper."

[4]
speaker=3
text="Santa's Little Helper? How do I know I can believe what you're saying?"

[5]
speaker=5
text="You don't HAVE to believe anything."

[6]
speaker=5
text="But if you want to get out of this mission unnoticed, you don't have much of a choice, so maybe it's just best if you believe what I say."

[7]
speaker=3
text="Well, seeing is believing, and I don't SEE any alarm systems here, so I don't believe a single thing you're saying, either!"

[8]
speaker=5
text="If you can only believe in the things you can see, you're going to be a very unhappy man."

[9]
speaker=3
text="What do you mean?"

[10]
speaker=5
text="Well, can you see gravity?"

[11]
speaker=3
text="No, but--"

[12]
speaker=5
text="Well if you can't see gravity, you wouldn't believe in it. And if you don't believe in it, you would be floating around."

[13]
speaker=5
text="But you're not. And since you don't believe it, but you're not floating, you're just being a hypocrite."

[14]
speaker=5
text="And nobody likes hypocrites, and so nobody's going to like you and that's why you're going to be a very unhappy man."

[15]
speaker=3
text="I guess you're right. Okay, I believe you."

[16]
speaker=5
text="Good. This alarm system is set up to go off if you touch its infrared laser beam."

[17]
speaker=5
text="But the thing is that the beam is invisible to the human eye."

[18]
speaker=3
text="... So how am I supposed to get past it?"

[19]
speaker=5
text="I'll let you figure that out by yourself."

[20]
speaker=3
text="For someone named Santa's Little Helper you sure don't help that much."

[21]
speaker=5
text="I'm a little helper, not a big one."

