// speaker field: 0 for left, 1 for right (santa)
[info]
freq=0
leftspeaker=0

[0]
speaker=3
text="Alright, now THIS one's impossible. I KNOW there's no easy way past this one."

[1]
speaker=1
text="Santa, did you already forget about your Christmas Spirit?"

[2]
speaker=3
text="My what now?"

[3]
speaker=1
text="Your Christmas Spirit.\nIt's a like telekinesis except a lot less useful because it's limited to turning on televisions."

[4]
speaker=3
text="Wait, what?"

[5]
speaker=1
text="Simply, that you possess the power to turn on a television just by thinking it."

[6]
speaker=1
text="To do this, move your mouse cursor over any television set on the map.\nYou can turn it on by clicking on it."

[7]
speaker=1
text="Any children within earshot of the television will automatically turn towards it.\nNothing can resist the magnetic pull of the television screen."

[8]
speaker=3
text="This is amazing! There's gotta be a catch."

[9]
speaker=1
text="Well, the thing is you can't turn them off."

[10]
speaker=1
text="A five year old child has the attention span of a goldfish, and unless you can change what's happening onscreen he'll lose interest in a couple of seconds."

[11]
speaker=3
text="And I'm guessing I can't change channels, huh?"

[12]
speaker=1
text="Afraid not."

[13]
speaker=3
text="What a useless power."
