// speaker field: 0 for left, 1 for right (santa)
[info]
freq=0
leftspeaker=0

[0]
speaker=1
text="Santa, what's wrong."

[1]
speaker=3
text="There's a guy blocking a really narrow hallway and it's so annoying because I can't get past him!"

[2]
speaker=3
text="What am I supposed to do, disappear into fat air?!"

[3]
speaker=1
text="Oh, relax. Try distracting him by making a noise."

[4]
speaker=1
text="Hug a wall and press the CTRL key. The kid will investigate the sound, so try to slip past him while he's not looking"

[5]
speaker=1
text="The old switcheroo."

[6]
speaker=3
text="What're you talking about, that kind of trick only works on five year olds!"

[7]
speaker=1
text="Santa, the first rule of the battlefield is to know your enemy.\nOnly then can you fully understand how to overcome it."

[8]
speaker=3
text="What're you trying to say?"

[9]
speaker=1
text="That the trick will work because they ARE five year olds."

[10]
speaker=3
text="Oh... right."