// speaker field: 0 for left, 1 for right (santa)
[info]
freq=0
leftspeaker=1

[0]
speaker=3
text="Look, a lump of coal. Some kid is going to be very upset in the morning."

[1]
speaker=1
text="Did you just step in a pile of coals?"

[2]
speaker=3
text="Yeah, why?"

[3]
speaker=1
text="You're going to leave behind footprints."

[4]
speaker=3
text="Oh."

[5]
speaker=1
text="Why'd you have to step on the coals, anyway?"

[6]
speaker=3
text="Giving out coals is MY JOB.\nI'm the ONLY one that's allowed to make children cry on Christmas."

[7]
speaker=1
text="You're an idiot, but you'd better get out of there, and fast, the children will follow your footsteps."

[8]
speaker=3
text="Wait, now the children are going to try to steal my job?"

[9]
speaker=1
text="I said follow your footsteps, not follow IN your footsteps, you idiot."

[10]
speaker=3
text="You're getting a lump of coal this Christmas."