012.25
OTACON
^OTACON
~13,312
[COLD SNAKE
Say, Otacon...

~92,160
Do you believe in Santa Claus?

~203,776
Snake, I believe in pure logic and science!

~303,360
There's absolutely no way ANYONE could EVER deliver that many gifts in one night!

~508,416
[COLD SNAKE
Yeah, but... What about Vamp?
~587,520
There's no way any man could survive a shot to the head!

~715,776
[OTACON
...

~733,824
... Nanomachines.

~787,968
[COLD SNAKE
Liquid's arm, possessing Ocelot!

~880,128
[OTACON
...Nanomachines.

~929,280
[COLD SNAKE
So how'd I survive the freezing weather at Shadow Moses?

~1,050,112
[OTACON
... Nanomachines.

~1,093,120
[COLD SNAKE
...

~1,123,840
...Who's to say Santa doesn't have some sort of nanomachines helping him deliver presents?

~1,308,672
[OTACON
Get serious, Snake! This isn't time for make believe!
