 
 
>mall_milkman_battle
~21,504
_
[???
Freeze!
~95,649
[???
I wasn't talking about the weather, old man.
~287,925
[COLD SNAKE
Who're you?
~350,106
^jack
[???
As Spring gives way to Winter, so too shall the past give way to the present!
~706,855
It is a present filled with ice!
~911,360
For revenge is a glass best served cold!
~1,230,336
[COLD SNAKE
Milk!
~1,274,436
[GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT
That's right, Snake! I am the Ghost of Christmas Present, and delivering milk is my fortified forte!
~1,817,204
Ah, such cold taste! Such smooth texture! These are the short-lived features of milk of the freshest quality.
~2,463,744
MILKBOMB!
~2,637,824
Yet, so short-lived was my delivery! The temporary joy my milk provided could never compare to the permanence...
~3,161,009
...the everlasting CHEER of a Christmas gift well received!
~3,444,385
MY gifts could only be appreciated in the present!
~3,709,440
[COLD SNAKE
(Milk would have to be consumed by its "Best By" date...)
~3,916,077
[GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT
My gift was a ticking time bomb, innocuous at one moment, yet devastating the next!
~4,306,705
For many years I've faced intolerance, but I've got no time to dwell in the past!
~4,764,560
Snake, today is YOUR "Best By" date, and let me make it milky clear that you shall be bested by this battle's end!