Epilogue:

The Ninja, pulling hs sword from the corpse of his sworn enemy, finally realized he was alone in the world.  Without the lust for vengence to sustain him, he meandered from job to job, finally finding consistent work as the mysterious asian bodyguard for President Lincoln.  He was to eventually find that he was not a bad enough dude for the job, however.

The Red Ninja, disappointed with his less than 2 minutes of mediocre screen time, pulled a ressurection phial from the plot hole and set off for fame and glory.  This skill of re-animation when off camera only to come back again was to prove his ultimate talent, and it landed him a job as a stock ninja enemy for years to come.

Dogmeat, after missing the casting audition for "Ninja Sidekick" due to a night of heavy drinking, found his bachelor's life meaningless, and so set off to wander the vast reaches of the unknown world.

The Pirates, having lost their employer and chief source of grog money, cast off for the Carribean.  Saddly, they ran out of grog before making the long journey, and so they settled for the Tri-Island Area, where their race lives on to this day.

Sir NotAppearingInThisGame, after having such an amazing adventure that neither the artist nor the programmer could even concieve of it, went on to marry a wonderful wife who also did not appear in this game.  They had 3 beautiful children, who will never appear in any future game, and settled down in a town which no one has ever heard of.


The end... or IS IT!?

(it is)


Credits:

Oscar - Artist
Megan Fox - Programmer
Music by Peter Rocker (www.peter-rocker.net/portfolio.html) 