BLEH: The Game

WARNING: This game contains very coarse language, drug references,
violence, and suggestive themes. It is recommended for Mature Audiences
only.

INSTRUCTIONS

Hey, this is Beamer. First of all, I'd like to thank you for
downloading my game, I really appreciate it.

STORYLINE (Prelude)

Bleh is a one-eyed alien who lives on the planet Boing. He is part
of the Boinga race... (try and keep up with me here) One day, his
parents got Phooey disease, a horrible sickness where you explode. He
went to see Dr. K about it, and Dr. K said Bleh had to go to Earth and
get Coffee. Then, Dr. K suddenly exploded... Bleh decided it would be
wise to get a sidekick for the trip. After making his way through the]
try-hards, he discovers a really great Karate master. Bleh is about to
hire him, when another wannabe-sidekick, Munch, mistakes the Karate
master for a rock, and demonstrates his powerful bite on him. Bleh
gets really pissed off at Munch and kicks him out. Munch then hates
Bleh for the rest of eternity, and vows one day to get revenge. In the
end, Bleh decides to hire Dr. K's brother (Dr. N) as his sidekick, and
they head off to Earth where Bleh loses his virginity to a human slut.
Bleh accidentally gets Tea instead of Coffee, but then decides it's not
really a big deal because he hates his family anyway... After several
more issues, Munch gets a sample of Bleh's blood and makes evil clones
of him, called the Shitheads. One touch from a Shithead and Bleh dies!

STORYLINE

Now that you know what happened beforehand, it's time to learn what
the game's about! Basically, Munch brings back the Shitheads again,
and only killing Munch can destroy them. So, Munch decides to hide in
his secret lair, which can only be accessed through a portal. The portal,
however, can only be unlocked if Bleh collects all the spirit letters
from 10 different places in Planet Boing. Dr. N manages to make
transporters to these places in his lab, and now it's up to Bleh to find
these letters (B, L, E and H) and stop Munch!

CONTROLS
Arrow Keys: Walk
Shift: Jump
Space Bar: Shoot

(Note: Controls can be changed through the menu. Bleh is also compatible
with a Joystick and/or a Gamepad.)

CREDITS

DEVELOPED BY:
Beamer

GRAPHICS:
Beamer
JW Winter
Paul Trillo

MUSIC:
Beamer
John Weeks
Jose'
Junkman

SOUNDS:
Clickteam

SOUND REMIXING:
Beamer

BETA TESTERS:
Beamer
Junkman
Zappa

STORYLINE:
Beamer Games

SPECIAL THANKS TO:
Clickteam
Cow
John Weeks
Jose'
Junkman
Kronic
Paul Trillo
VGMusic.com
Zappa
Whoever invented obscenity

BEAMER GAMES is unsure
of who made some things
used in this game (007
Music, etc.) If some of
your stuff was made in
this game and you weren't
credited for it, we sincerly
apologise for it. Please note
that it wasn't done on
purpose, we just couldn't
find the author's names.

AND, FINALLY, OUR BIGGEST
THANKS GOES TO YOU,
FOR TAKING THE TIME FOR
DOWNLOADING THIS GAME.
YOU KICK ASS!